Well, here I am again. Half an hour in at Old Trafford, two goals down, Arsene shaking his head, Ramsey absent from his post, Walcott leaving Bellerin exposed time and again, Sanchez giving it away and, above all, NO THREAT !
As the first goal went in I had just observed that the midfield for Arsenal was drifting into obscurity, led by Theo, encouraged by Ramsey, and huge holes were appearing in front of the back five. Hardly had the words left my lips when United strolled through the empty park and scored. And again.
If you have digested my earlier posts you will know what I think of Ramsey and his indiscipline. When he is having a purple patch it is bearable. When, as now, he cannot hit a barn door and forgets which shirt colour we are wearing, it is inexcusable. He is a prime example of being picked because of running statistics, because he is so awful in actual footballing performance that nobody sane could pick him. Arsene is apparently so sane that he earns £7.5 million + per year!
Almost unnoticed, even by the commentators, Welbeck slips between two Manure defenders to guide a header past De Gea. Ozil has teased another low, flat kick into the mix and Manure declined en-masse to deal with it, the so-sharp looking Wellbeck again obliges.
How we can win this now, given the lifeline, Depends on how Wenger reacts at half time. Another ‘just keep going as we are Mes Braves’ and we will not win or draw. Changes please Arsene.
The second half, United drop deeper, protecting a lead and happy to copy Barca and counter-attack. The game slows, Arsenal stutter with the tempo, misplacing passes. Theo moves to the left, Mata follows him and continues the torment. Most clubs have the measure of Theo’s woosing out.
Giroud comes on for Theo.
As per script, Manure score on the counter. We attack, Manure run down to the other end, pass to the unmarked Herrera following in on the edge of the box, Koscielny guides the shot past Cech with his chest. A classic. Arsene shouts. I have no idea where Ramsey was, Coquelin was at his post and tried hard.
Almost beyond believability, we score again when Ozil completely Mishima a shot which bounces over De Gea !
Elneny replaces Coquelin. Not sure why him.
Ramsey hits somebody, Ref jumps in, melee of players. Thankfully, replays show Ramsey missed.
The game settles again, we misplace a plethora of passes, people getting played into hopeless situations and so on, at 78 minutes it is really hard to call who will score next. Giroud rises and is not close, but dominant. Manure take the 18 year old double scorer off, but keep the attacking balance with Januciek. Arsenal attack again and get a corner, the weight of attack is with us, but Ozil, as ever these days, fails to clear the first man, and again with the rebound and Manure counter-attack. The game stops and Welbeck, Ho has been sharp and aggressive, is replaced by Iwobi.
5 minutes of regular left and we attack an Ozil free kick, But Koscielny can’t get power into a well directed header. Sanchez attacks, but his touch is just not with him at the moment, and him getting the ball al out guarantees possession for Manure. Unfortunately Sanchez then gets involved in some comedy Manure time wasting and farce ensues. Sanchez then breaks down the left and can’t clear the first man. This is going to the wire, but only in terms of possession pressure. Our attacks fizzle out.
Ozil fouls somebody. That wastes some time – normally I would stand and applaud – oh hang on, it’s our time ! Wanker.
And there is the final whistle – 3-2 to Manure. I cannot recall a single Arsenal shot with the boot that reached the Manure goal except Ozil’s bouncing bomb. In fact, I cannot think of a shot really, never mind the goal.
Here is a thought Arsene – tell them to FUCKING KICK THE THING !